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20, dancer, writer, a lot gayer than originally planned. Not attractive enough for Youtube, not funny enough for Twitter. These are the voyages of the Starship HipsLie.

20, dancer, writer, a lot gayer than originally planned. Not attractive enough for Youtube, not funny enough for Twitter. These are the voyages of the Starship HipsLie.
[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
my counselor: how are you doing?
me: good, how are you?
my counselor: good, what brings you in today?
me: im doin real bad karen
do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies
Flaming.
Yup!